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HOW TO CHEAPLY INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 


This was sent to me by my Sister-in-Law Virginia. I thought it was really funny so I posted it here. Thanks Ginny! If anyone wants to visit her website ( she is an EXCELLENT photographer) just go to Madden-Photography.com

 

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's well used size 14-16 work boots. 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 

Big Dog How to Install a Home Security SystemBubba, 

Big Jake, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. 

Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell  from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. 

~Cooter

 


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How to install a home security system, funny emails, this is a funny email about how to install a home security system, the dog in the picture is not a pit bull but it the only picture of a dog that i have. So it will work in showing an illustration of how to install a home security system for this page. This text is mainly for extra text it is not important or does not explain how to install a home security system for your home or how to install a home security system for you business. If you would like to know how to really install a home security system please click this link: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

 
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